Well it's on, it's on
like neden hoe fuck I'm 2 Dope and I'm fucking drunk Walked in the
joint with my nuts hanging out My drawers, yo, SUCK MY BALLS! All
I
wanna do is choke a
bitch Roll up a jimmy and smoke the bitch I dropped out of school
when I quit my job All I wanna be is a fat fucking slob Cuz I
don't care
about none of y'all
bitches Shut the fuck up and drop your bridges Cuz I'm clogging up
bank, up bank So I don't give a fuck about what none of y'all
think When I
do show up, I wreck the
place I run around the stage kicking bitches in the face Cuz I
ain't nothing soft So you and your boys can straight FUCK OFF!
Suck my nuts, bitch,
fuck you (you can suck my nuts, yo) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
(insane to die, say yo!) Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (you can
kiss my ass,
you punk bitch) Suck my
nuts, bitch, fuck you (yo, fuck you and your momma ain't shit)
Uh, pizza boy pizza? I
wanna large extra cheese pizza. Pick-up or delivery? Delivery.
Okay, your address? Yeah, it's near the high school. 232
Fuckoff!!
When I was eight, I was
on crack I had Miss Pelitrain on her back Fucking up the school
every day I turned that old bitches neden hairs grey Cuz 2 Dope is
all that
My mother's a witch and
my daddy's a hunchback And nobody could fuck with me I used to
drive a hearse to school, G With a stiff hangin out the back
Bitch, you
wouldn't know shit about
that But there's one thing that I hate It's always been hard for
me to find a date Cuz I show off nice and neat And then strangle
them in
backseat Cuz you know
the Shaggs ain't soft If you don't like it you can FUCK OFF!!!
This is Violent J, the
southwest juggla. You know what I'm saying. I walk into a bitch's
house, walk up to they mom's, grab em by the face and say 'FUCK
OFF!'
Suck my nuts, bitch,
fuck you (all you bitches hate me anyway) Suck my nuts, bitch,
fuck you (so you can suck my nuts all day) Suck my nuts, bitch,
fuck you (you
can lick my nut sac too)
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you (you can suck my fucking dick)
I'll say one thing,
baby. When Carol said you were a cooky nympho cunt, she sure as
hell wasn't kidding. Well that's it till next time, bitch.
Let's meet contestant
number one He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown Who says,
woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon
Sharon, what's your
question?
Contestant number one, I
believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to
come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my
family
Tell me what you would
do to make That first impression really stick
Let's see, uh, well, I'd
have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt
it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your
momma in
the eye and tell her,
FUCK YOU!!! Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd kick
her in the butt and tell her, Get the food ready! Your dad
will
probably start tripping
and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking
lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a
forty out
and pour some for your
little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you
this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your
dad will try to
jump again And only this
time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes
and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
Now, let's me contestant
number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who
works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch
nuts
Sharon, let's hear your
question
I like a man who's not
afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in
his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how
would you let me know?
First thing, I could
never love you You sound like a little richie-bitch, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all
these other
motherfuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and kill em all And find contestant
number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!) Anyone who
looked
at you, would have to
pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd tell you that I
love you and if you don't say it back I'd have to choke slam your
neck and
dislocate your back I'd
sing love songs to you, the best I can And then I club you in the
head like a CAVEMAN!!! When we go to the beach and walk through
the
sand I throw a little in
your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub
your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
Well it sounds like
contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity,
Sharon It's a touch choice so far Sharon, let's have your last
question and See which
one is going to win the
rights to your neden
Okay, if we were at a
dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. Tell me, how
would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line
be?
Well, whoever's the
smoothest wins!
Okay, first I'd slide up
to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you
are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And
if you lost a
little weight, you'd
look like Rikki Lake!
Fuck that, you'd be
jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply
walk up and slap
you in the fucking face
Yeah, smack her in the
mouth, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll
work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you
don't want
contestant number two
He's mad-whack
I walk into a bar and
there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It
was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! how you gonna
diss your
So there you are You're
sitting there just kind of chilling A richie boy, you look a
little bit like Dylan The 90210 bitch with the funny hair So I'm a
change a few
things around here and
there Start with your eyes, I'd pluck em both out your head And
pull your balls out your sac and stick em there instead Then I
stab off your
toes and stick em in
your nose And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
You're almost ready, I got to fix your fucking shoulder nots But
your lips,
man, to me they just
don't look right They could be a little fatter, even more So
fuckin fat that your lip is draggin on the floor Tie your tongue
into a knot and
stretch it out And tack
a sign on it telling what you're all about Set you up, cuz now
you're ready, so open up the door Cuz in the House of Wonders,
you're the
freak show
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival kills Ah, ooo, ah,
oh Another freak show from the juggalugalo
So there you are Come on
in, chicky, WOW!, ain't you a pretty I think I'll start with the
silicone that's in your tittie I pull it out and put it in your
forehead and
cheek So now you look
like the elephant bitch freak Don't try to run, chicky-poo, I'm
just getting started I'll beat your head in with a brick until
you're
half-retarded Remember
that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom Don't try to laugh now,
bitch, you look like her mom You came to boo and stare, but it's
you
their staring at I stuff
you full of chili cheese dogs and make you fat Then I stretch your
fuckin lips and stick em in your ear So all the evil shit you talk
only you
can hear I shave you
bald and glue your tittie on the top Then I spin you on your
nipple until you drop Hey, almost ready, Jump Steady, open the
door Cuz at the
House of Wonders, you're
the freak show
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival kills Ah, ooo, ah,
oh Another freak show from the juggalugalo
So there you are...
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills Carnival excites you Carnival kills Ah, ooo, ah,
oh Another freak show from the juggalugalo
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