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Intro
Jake Jeckel
Bring it on
I Want My Shxt
Bxtches Terrible
I Stab People
Another Love Song
EveryBody Rize
Play with me
Jack Jeckel
FXCK THE WORLD
The Shaggy Show
Mad Professer
Assassins
Echo Side
Nothing's Left
Intro
Hello there sir Well I'll
tell ya, I've lived here all my life and I never once noticed this
place You need a sign out there or somethin buddy, probably bring
some business to the joint Yes, how may I help you today? I'm
lookin for some kind of uh...some kind o clock or somethin,
somethin for the old man He collects old shit like this and I
figured, I figured I'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on
me ya know? Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself? Well I'm
not much for old shit like this myself But I insist, have somethin
just right for you. This will help you find more then you are
looking for A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place
Concider it a gift from your neighbor But I heh....have
electricity in my house Nah this is no ordinary candle by boy.
Come closer and witness the light that this magical candle will
shed apon your life Listen uh, I really gotta get goin Witness my
friend, witness
the light, of the
Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
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Jake
Jeckel
Boom shaka boom (3x)
Lady's and gentelmen meet
your guardian
Your keepers of
morals...hehehe kindness
The path to shangrila is
led by heeeee led by you
He is of your positivity
he is of your love
Meet one half of the
jugglin duo
That is your soul I'm
talkin about
Jake Jeckel
Jeckel another J catch
one more
They'll try and catch all
thats instore for you
How many souls will fall
from the sky?
How many souls burned
wonderin why? (repeat)
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Bring
It on
Welcome everyone to the
big show
Jake and Jack, and the
dark carnival
Remove your hats or we'll
cut off your heads
Show respect your amongst
the dead
Don't like bigots and
richy boy fucks
Ain't shit changed bitch,
check us
Detroit, Southwest
murderers die
The greatest spectical
under the sky
5 Cards came and made
they mark
From moon you gone down
platin park
Fuck the drum kits,
xylaphone, chello
I'm a wicked clown bitch
"hello"
Everbody come jump in our
rides
Bring you and your fat
ass bitch in side
Wagons, tents are swept
of a breeze
Can't nobody get with
these, motha fucka
BRING IT ON,BRING IT,
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (5x)
BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)
Violent J, Shaggy serial
killers with style
Fashion of the 2000 and
beyond
Voodoo, chicken and
magical wands
Dead bigots, face down in
the ponds
Broken neck with the
flick of our wrist
All this playa hatin
gettin me pissed
Fat chick, skinny chick,
chicky chick hoe
Swishers, Faygo's and
Kung Foo blow's
If Jake jeckel drop 88
card
No more chicks just
sizlin balls
I'll hypnotize ya like a
vampire
Bite your neck and set
your head on fire
Shoot me with silver
bullets OK
I'll pull 'em out, pawn
'em and get paid
Here try my liquarish
treat
I know dead folk that
chew they feet
Carnival moves in shadow
of time
And he's runnin a little
behind, bitch
BRING IT ON,BRING IT,
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (5x)
BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)
Insane Clown Posse ICP
Ax murdering done with a
touch of detroit class
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangrila die
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Jeckel Drop ball
Shangrila die
1 for your greed
2 for your lies
Shaggs 2 Dope serial
killah
Ax murder boy, wig cap
peelah
I can wear a philly
jacket and look fresh
I'm pimpin like David
Caresh...was
People think I got bombs
in my locka
Teachers try to open it
up, I'M A SOCK HER
Get the Fuck back and
leave me alone
Before I have to come to
your home, and see ya
Wind me up and I can do
flips
And put the smack down on
your lips
Billy Boy Rude and Jump
Steady Tom Tubs
Stephan Legs, Double A
got love
Drinkin Moon Mist
carnival bar
Got folk love, people
love whatever you are
Fork side ways I'm a
jugglin man
Can't nothin reign bitch
BRING IT ON,BRING IT,
BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x5)
BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)
... jibberish...
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I
Want My Shit
It was like March, April
Fuckin Lebro
Torus, born in 1775 I'm
like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive
I used to hang with the
original, billy the kid
You probably think I'm
only playin but, I did
My daddy's were a 2
headed freak show
Mamma a fortune tella,
Azmerella Zella
Anyway they had sex on a
Oija board
And I was born the next
day
Violent J
When I was 14 I tripped
on the train track
And I was crushed right
there, on the steel rack
I'm out cold, they though
it would fuck me up
I got up and itched my
butt, and I'm like, what?
Everybody tripped and
called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer
Whatever
Tied me up burned me and
threw stones
Had a few scrapes and
cuts
Smokey Nuts
After that they started
bowin and shit
Prayin to me, you know
how those primatives get
I said get off my dick I
ain't a savior
I'm what ya call a
juggalo, and all I want is my flava
4 simple things in this
bitch before I die
I want a rusy ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
And a little sip of Faygo
to
Till I get my shit in
this motha fucka
I will neva DIE!
50 years passed all my
homey's are old ass fucks
I ain't even got hair on
my nuts
I left the village in the
search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators
Battled terminators
Nothin ever killed me,
nothin could harm me
I faught in the civil
war, Yankees army
I walked across enemie
lines with a mack 10
Man they didn't even have
that shit back then
How you just gonna come
in my shit and fuck it up?
Well at least make this
shit sound real man damn!
I walked acrossed enemy
lines with a, lantern
Steddy takin cannon balls
To the balls
The war ended, I traveled
the country horse back
Until this fool tried to
horse jack
He put his gat to my head
and blew my face up
Didn't even smear the
makeup
I took his gun a put a
divit in his neck
The sherriff didn't like
it
I got endited
87 long years in the
state pen
Till they finally forgot
why they put me in
They had to let me go,
can't hold me on nothin
On they way out they like
"Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?"
I'm said Yeah thats
right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha fucka!!!
I want a rusy ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
Just a little sip or two
Till I get my shit in
this motha fucka
I will neva DIE!
I slept under bridges,
lived in a valley
Climbed up mountains,
searched the alleys
More years passed and I
still ain't died
Now I'm in Detroit on the
Southwest Side
My homie has an empala
blue '67
Last night we hit the
road pushin 111
I stuck my head out the
window told 'em forward the most
And let my nugget ping
off a light post
hahahaha hell yeah cuz,
yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight bust
The world hates me cuz of
shit like this
They always try and kill
me but, MISS
I know it's odd cuz my
face is forever painted
When I was born the bitch
ass doctor fainted
My tongues a little long
I choke people with it
Looks kinda nasty, but
chicks dig it
And I told ya my neck can
strech for miles
I sorta look like
somethin from the X-Files
People wanna see me die
for then a little bit But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want
my SHIT
And I ain't gonna die
till I get it!!!!
I want a rusy ax
I wanna know voodoo
A fat bitch named Bridget
I said Faygo FUCK
Mountain Dew
Till I get my shit in
this motha fucka
I will neva Die!
Die (2x)
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Bitches
(w/ old dirty bastard)
Bitch what tha fuck?
What ya try to do to
me?
You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you
fucked somethin like 34 guys
But I let that slide
Cuz your ass is bangin,
your titties is phat
I wanted to fuck that,
but fuck that
I never gave a fuck that,
you put it through the courts
And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my nine, I'm
goin for your knees
I'ma blow 'em out and
give your neck a squeeze
As your standin there
I'ma be like BITCH!
You know you done fucked
up right?
Girl ya know I love ya
but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya
gotta die (4x)
Bitch don't talk about
bitches I'm fuckin them
Please no fat bitches I'm
fuckin slim
Unless its one of those
nights I'm smokin my shit
I don't camp out high,
I'm fuckin that shit
How much it cost big fat
crack head?
Ain't tryin to hear all
them words you said
Five minutes bitch, then
I came
Fuck your name, and from
were you came
I don't give a fuck
bitch, I will kill you
You Sequeta
You Bolinda
You to Pation
BITCH!!!
Girl ya know I love ya
but now ya gotta die
Now ya gotta die, now ya
gotta die (4x)
One thing I can't stand
is these bitches
Tryin to take my riches,
when I ain't even got none
I never lies, you knew
what I wanted all the while
My dick in your vertical
smile
We kiss and hug, snug and
tickle
But the bitch wouldn't
even buff my fuckin pickle
She fucked everybody else
in the place
It's all good, NOW LET ME
HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE!
Bitch
I love you but now ya
gotta die
Girl you know I love you
but now ya gotta die
Girl ya know I love ya
but now ya gotta die
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Terrible
Motha fucka! You don't
know shit do ya?
You wouldn't know shit if
it whiped kicked you in your ugly bitch ass face
You ain't even begun to
expierence drama motha fucka
Your mamma, your motha
fuckin big fat chicken faced assed mamma
Don't even know about
this drama, MOTHA FUCKA!
Oh my god look at that,
turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's
sweet little knees
Somebody took her black
thing and went thug
Thats terrible he heard
about it for months
What about that one
nobody guy that they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more
But you won't recall cuz
Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you concider DRAMA
it ain't all that
It's just that your whack
With Intergalactic
satellite data compress
YES but we can't feed the
homeless
And then OJ's big story
unfolded
Everybody watched that
while Okalahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this
world don't really care
Thats what it costs for a
wheel chair!!
Terrible What ya know
it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know
whats terrible (2x)
Laaady daah we gotta
protest that
Cuz some rock and roll
ninja bit the head off a rat
Walked in his concert and
tear 'em to hell
Cuz he's so fuckin
TERRIBLE!
Mean while his record
sells double and triple
Cuz of YOU whinin bout
him rubbin his nipple
Religious? Shit, you
helped them bands
Instead of helpin them
poor people eatin outta them garbage cans
When your done with that
bitch come protest me
Shiiiiit motha fucka I
could use the money
The hole world was cryin
when Kurt went KABANG
When Eazy-E died no it
wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of aids but
you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off
and becomes a legend
Heroine and a shot gun
and a hero was made
Maybe I should do that
shit so J can get paid
Terrible What ya know
it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know
whats terrible (2x)
Rebel flag, in your
school
Rebel flag, in your park
Rebel flag, in your court
room
Rebel flag, in your heart
Rebel flag, stood for
slavery
Rebel flag, stood for war
Rebel flag, stood for
hatred
But just go ahead and
hang your flag up some more
Don't worry about my god
damn flag boy whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin
The country we live in
was built by slaves
Beat at and murderd and
stuffed in they graves
You put a slave owner on
a 1 dollar bill
And you wanna know why I
kill people!!!!
Bombs are blowin up cops
are corrupt
And all ya care about is
who the president fucked!
You don't even know
terrible, you will
As soon as our wagons
come over the HILL!
Terrible What ya know
it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know
whats terrible (2x)
You don't even know whats
in store for that bitch ass of yours
Let me get a look at that
bitch ass of yours
There it is it looks like
a bitches ass you bitch ass motha fucka!!!!
Terrible What ya know
it's terrible
Terrible, you don't know
whats terrible (repeat)
Now ya gotta die, now ya
gotta die (repeat)
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I
Stab People
I stab people, 4 or 5
people every day
I tried to see a shrink
to stop that shit but there aint no FUCKIN way
I stabed 'em, this nurse
and his fuckin cat
Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em
all like that!
I stab people I know, I
stabbed Alex my manager
He was like "WHAT THA
FUCK!"
I stabbed 'em in the gut!
I order food just to stab
the guy when he gets there
I don't care, I stab
anybody anywere
I stabbed the mailman he
was pissed
He tried to mace me
I'm too quick with the
stab, come on come on mace me
I stabbed Twiztid Jamie
Madrox I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh
god damn 'em
I stab old people old
ladies little kids I don't give a fuck
I stabbed the fat guy in
the butt, hehe what
I stabbed Pete Rose, I
stabbed 'em twice in the nipple
I'm violent J and I stab
people
Maybe somebody can help
me (repeat)
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Another
Love Song
Yeah, I mean I hear what
your sayin
I mean you got carried
away in the moment
I could fogive you.....I
could do that
I could do anything if I
wanted
I could buy you a Lexus
Truck with a white leather interior
I could kill off some
bears and dogs and shit just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and
treat you with class
And have babies fallin
all out your ass
Thinkin about that
I feel I'd rather kill
you
Cuz I got you in my car
you ain't goin no were bitch your dead
I'd rather cut that neck
in half
I'd rather choke out that
bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never
stop
Cuz you fucked my homie
(2x)
I could take all the face
paint off and get a real job workin for your dad
I would rather take a 10
lbs axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead
I could let you move into
my house You fuck the neighbor everytime I go out
And whipe his nut on my
pillow
But I think I'd rather
kill you
Cuz we parked here all
alone on this here dark allyway, hey
I'd rather cut that neck
in half
I'd rather choke out that
bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never
stop
Cuz you fucked my homie
(2x)
I'm the one that killed
your preciouse cat and stuffed 'em in your fuckin mail box
If I only hadn't cut off
my hair, I'd choke you with all my dred locks
When I scream at the moon
everynight
You shoulda knowns
somethin just ain't right
Cuz I'm gonna slap you
And then I'm going to
kill you
Cuz the moon told me to
and it's watching us right now
I'd rather cut that neck
in half
I'd rather choke out that
bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never
stop
Cuz you fucked my homie
(2x)
I could go back to school
instead and try and get my diploma
I'd much rather bang your
head on the wall untill you fall into a coma
Cuz I can't get you outta
my head
I'd cut my head off but
then I would be dead
And I ain't the only
motha fucka thats diein
So lets just die together
I'd rather cut that neck
in half
I'd rather choke out that
bitch ass
I'd rather chop and never
stop
Cuz you fucked my homie
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Everybody
Rize
smile I'ma blow a hole in
your neck
And leave ya standin
there lookin stupid like Beck
Everybody jump to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fuck rednecks dum diddy
dum
Barrels in your mouth,
shreds your tongue
Everybody jump to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Fuck Gene Simmons you
make me sick
Psycho sick you just
stole my shit
Spit your blood out and
do your dance
But I'ma kick that ass
through your leather pants
Fuck Palooza big
festivals
Never sell out with you
bitch ass hoes
Everybody jumps to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN
Everybody raized on the
East side
Everybody raized on the
West side
Everybody raized on the
North side
South side, everybody
rize (2x)
Money, I was raised up
without shit
Thats how I'll die, thats
how I'll live
Everybody jumps to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
I SCREAM! I make towers
shatter
I hoop the moon through
the rings of Saturn
Everybody jumps to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
I say what I want,
whatever I feel
Fuck your big contract
record deal
Paper ain't shit you's
amungst the dead
Dark Carnival
alacoombaciad
Fuck video, and radio
play
Fucker, shit, can suck my
dick all day
Everybody jumps to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
Everybody raized on the
East side
Everybody raized on the
West side
Everybody raized on the
North side
South side, everybody
rize (2x)
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Now thats straight from
my heart
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck my dick
Suck.... my.... dick
Michael Isner can suck my
dick
If he got some kinda
problem with my shit
Everybody jump to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN!
Your just a FAGGOT!
Korn FAGGOT!
They call you that cuz
you act like a bitch
Everybody jumps to the
juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE, FUCK
OUTTA HERE!
Fuck skin color
everybodies blue
Then what would all these
biggots do?
Instead of your tone,
they'd hate your size
Thats why I must pluck
out all of there eye's
ICP We roam alone
Ever sence then Inner
City Ghetto Zone
Now everybody jumps to
the juggalo sound
FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU
AIN'T DOWN WITH THA CLOWN!!!!!!
Everybody raized on the
East side
Everybody raized on the
West side
Everybody raized on the
North side
South side, everybody
rize (repeat)
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Play
With Me
Every year there's more
of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at
first a couple days a week at tops
Just like your super
atomic retro blasma car
We will all get tossed
inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy
your imaginary special friend
I can feel you rumbling
no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me
in the box we need to rot away
Hoping you will pick me
again some day, hey hey
Why don't you come play
with me and take me to the other side
Lost in their own agony,
it's lonely when you're locked inside (2x)
I will listen to your
bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in
tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little
friend or trade me for somethin instead
Please come get your
doggy don't let him chew off my FUCKIN head
All your mom and daddy do
is work and fight thats all they do
I can understand the way
you feel because I feel it to
But you leave me in the
box and I can hardly hear you play
Lost among the toys of
yesterday, hey hey hey hey
Why don't you come play
with me and take me to the other side
Lost in their own agony,
it's lonely when you're locked inside (2x)
Boys and girls fuck that
old crusty shit!
Come down and get your
brand new, haha shiney, slimey, atomic shithead!
I can see you by the bed
when I look through this tiny crack
You've become much older
now and I dont see you turning back
7 years of darkness I can
only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you
in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!
Why don't you come play
with me and take me to the other side
Lost in their own agony,
it's lonely when you're locked inside
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Jack
Jeckel
Boom shaka boom shaka
(3x)
Lady's and gentlemen come
here, major greeting
Your keeper of wickedry
the path to shangrila
Is missled by he missled
by you
He is of your NEGATIVITY,
he is of your HATE
Meet the other half of
the jugglin duo
That is your soul
The AMAZING JACK
JECKEL!!!!
Jeckel another J catch
one more
They'll try and catch all
thats instore for you
How many souls will fall
from the sky?
How many souls burned
wonderin why? (repeat)
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F*ck
The World
(fuck)
(fuck dis
shit)
(fuck...give it to
me)
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire (x3)
Say fuck the
world
FUCK THE
WORLD!
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck
us
Fuck Tom fuck Mary fuck
Gus
Fuck dairies, fuck the
west coast and fuck everybody on the east
EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck
off atleast
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck
reblers, kings and queens and gold jewlers
Fuck wine
coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck
ducks
Everybody in your crew
sucks punk motha fucks
Fuck cridicts, fuck your
review
Even if you like me, FUCK
YOU!
Fuck your mom, fuck your
mom's mamma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and
the dalli llama
Fuck the rain forest,
fuck a forest gump
You probably like it in
the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal, and
fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states,
oooh
And fuck you
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire
Say fuck the
world
FUCK THE
WORLD!
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire
Say fuck the
world
FUCK THE
WORLD!
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck opera fuck operah
fuck a soap operah
Fuck a pop locker and a
cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend I
probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother
Tom Petty, jump steady
My homie fuck 'em what
are ya gonna do
Fuck that bitch fuck
you
Yeah well fuck you
too
Don't bother to try and
analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK
93 times
Fuck the president, fuck
your welfare
Fuck your government and
fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Newgent, like
anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot,
SO FUCKIN WHAT!
Fuck disco, count a monty
crisco
Fuck cisco, and Jack and
Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone that
went down with the titanic, in a panick
I'm like, FUCK YOU
ALL!!!!
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the
world
FUCK THE
WORLD!
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL (2x)
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the
world
FUCK THE
WORLD!
If I only could I'd set
the world on fire
Fuck 'em all
FUCK EM ALL
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck
Dion Warwick
You both make me sick,
suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin wall,
both sides of it
And fuck Lial Luvit,
whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the
hemisphere
Fuck them across the
world and fuck them right here
You know the guy that
operates the Rouge river draw
bridge in delray on
jefferson?
FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your
gonarea, fuck your diareah, Rocky Miavia
Fuck your wife your homie
did he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the
50 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone,
and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody
inside
Whoevers on the cover,
fuck his mother
Fuck your little
brother's homie from along the way
And fuck Violent J
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The
Shaggy Show
From southwest detroit
deep within zug islands industrial waste deopository
It's SHAGGY
Time!!!
Hey, how ya doin down
there
It's nice to see ya,
alright!
Waddup ya'll? Welcome to
the show
I'm Shaggy like you don't
fuckin know
This is my sidekick, fat
pat
He goes, hehehe, and all
of that
Anyway on my way here I
almost died
This bitch in front of me
was like 105
They worry about drunks
and late night truckers
Old ass bitches tryin to
kill motha fuckas
This lady's got her left
blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side
door
This comedy shit's gettin
old
The game is to be sold,
not to be told
You can feel the
excitment right?
Snoop Dogg is with us
tonight
hahaha thats what I'm
sayin
Shit, on the Shaggy Show
shiit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also
on the show
Anotha motha fucka that
well, most of ya know
You see 'em with me a
lot, he's like a brother
VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA
FUCKA
I like that kid Violent
J
Hey Mike "Whats up?" how
ya doin today?
"Just great Shaggz" well
thats great
Lets give a hand, to Mike
E. Clark and that gangsta fun band!
We'll be right back with
Violent J!
Do your homies have
money? Are you broke?
Yeah
Do bitches look at you
like some kind of joke?
Straight up!
Theres nothin you can do
but get your PHD
Playa Hata's
Degree?
Thats right
Awww hell
yeah
Player Haters Academy
located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation
tactics
Yeah thats
right
Such as the bitch
hater
Hey man fuck that fine
ass bitch!
Or the look
shooker
Yo bitch I may be ugly
but atleast I ain't got no money!
Or the never ending
shooting star
Just cuz he got a car he
wanna be drivin that bitch!
Get your PHD and join a
nation of playerhation WORD UP!
Ok, my first guest, he's
nuty as hell
He just served a half a
year in the county jail Now he's back, for now atleast
Hey Violent J's in this
bitch ass piece
Waddup yall? Whats
happenin
Been 6 months and my dick
ain't haven it
If I don't hurry up and
get me some ass
I might bust this nut on
your tv glass
Anyway I'm workin on my
brand new shit
A brand new group with my
homies twiztid
It's called Dark Lotus,
should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah
Now I been hearin a
little about this and that
About you havin some
kinda panick attack
Tell us, um is it
true?
And when you have one,
what tha fuck do you do?
Well I'll be sittin there
enjoyin a coffe
And then all of a sudden
I'm like, GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin out
pedestriens
Untill they give me my
shot of calapalestrien
But thats all over now
and thats that
I'm a perfectly normal
necropheliac
Just don't test me, or
pull strings forget it
I might grab your neck
and do bad things with it
Well on that note, thank
you J, for real
Well just pop you one of
them selopian pills
Take your ass back stage
and relax
Snoop Dogg is commin up
next!!!
Stay right here we'll be
right back
I like my chilli hot, as
a matter of fact I like my
chilli so god damn
hot
That you can cook a hogs
ass in a spoonfull
When a workin man such as
myself wants a little hot fixin
I reach for that bottle
of mammas god damn hot chilli
Smooth tender chunks
filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon
bits
And drizled with just the
right amount of thick savery sauce
Drippin with noodle
nuggets and Texas onions
mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god
damn hot!
Ask for it by name
Thanx fellas, alright yo
were back
My next guest pioneerd
the sound of rap
He's come a long way from
the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O
double G
Look up in the sky it's a
bird it's a plane
It's the big dogg yo
fuckin wit the insane
Clown, get down nigga I
represent the town
Hey yo Violent J lets go
half on this pound
I stay gangsta lay fine,
I drop the bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg
and I can raise your arm
So any dick that seem to
disagree with me
Step up and watch your
motha fuckin ass meet the fee
Snoop, what?, you got
platnem on your wall
Where all the fools
starin scratch there balls
They wanna be like you,
they wanna try ta steal your flows
Yo, why is that
so?
It's like everywere I
look, and everywere I go
Some bitch ass nigga
tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay 'em no
attention oh should I mention
I'm all about the money
and riddin in cars with suspension
Bounce makin on the
corners smokin dope
Smokin that weed hangin
out with my lopes
Folks don't give a fuck
about nothin at all
Thats why I'm known to
the world as big motha fuckin
Snoop Dogg, nigga
Snoop Dogg
everybody
Now we gotta bring a
close to our party
Thanx Violent J my
lope
And thank you Snoop for
that bag of smoke
Join us next time for the
show
We'll have that one bitch
from Letters To Cleo
Thats it for now, I'm out
this bitch
Hey yo gangsta fun, show
'em how ya got rich!
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Mad
Professer
He He He
Oh shit he's
here
Hi
Hi ya doing
Is this the right place
for that furniture ahh
Yeah sure is come on
in
Pretty nice place you got
here cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch
eh
Yeah we got some um take
a look at the apolstry right there
That's pretty fuckin nice
I haven't seen
Woah you all right
there
Excuse me real apolstry I
ain't seen nothin like that since shit like back in the Mother
Fucker You want my couch You mother fucker I need your muther
fuckin brain You can't have my couch What da the fuck you thinking
Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table I was
never popular this I'll admit fuck school School never liked me
cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun
of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See
momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science
lab in the basement and that's
where my free
time
Well were my time was
spent
I made a mouse with a
chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was
dead
I made a lot of things
though
Like a frog with a turkey
neck it was tha shit yeah
But im still lonely I
need a homie
So I collected limbs and
made me a zombie
I could have made me a
girlie friend
But fuck that I got my
girlie right here yeah
You can call me mad
professor
I will build a friend for
me
You can call me mad
professor
We will rule eternity
So this is like where you
live
That's right why you
don't like it
I mean oh my god it's
dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up
bitch
Give me your tippie toes
I used some many body
parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of
muther fucker like what 80
They all chipped in on my
special friend
Everything helps even if
you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children
outside
"Keep it down you little
bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide"
Trunks full this parts
wack
Somehow I gotta attach
this nut sack
Shit fuck I'm sawing of
an elbow
Looking at the meter on
my quazar zifter low
Or better yet look out
the fuckin window
I see a storm comin it's
all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on
come
It's the dugish rugish
bone
OK it's time hit the
switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck shit didn't work
So this is like where you
live
That's right why you
don't like it
I mean oh my god it's
dirty
Do you like?
Hehe Shut up
bitch
Give me your tippie toes
Hey
Hey you call for a
wrecker
Sure did come on
in
I got the truck ready out
side I'm gonna go ahead
Oh muther fucko what
you'd hit me with a fuckin frying pan
What's up what that
bra
You crazy muther fucko ow
that shit hurts
Come here
I'm gonna fuck you
up
Get back here
He's trying to kill me
It wasn't always easy let
me tell ya
But fuck that uhh cause I
ain't no failure
I put the shit with the
veins and snip that wait a minute
You here that
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta
wake it up
Hand me that rock and
lime
Pour it in the cup and
give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his
draws man fuck that
Get him set get 'im ready
its all most time
Paint his ugly ass face
up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm
on a roll
He can help me tell the
whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the
way up for this shit
And just wait for that
lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the
call?
"Shaggy ?"
What up Y'all?
You can call me mad
professor
I will build a friend for
me
You can call me mad
professor
We will rule
eternity
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Assassins
Ya know who your fuckin
wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked
clowns
Ya know who your fuckin
wit?
Wicked clowns Wicked
clowns(repeat)
I walked through river
rouge and saw this man
He was chubba he was 1m I
snatched his jewelry and ran
I caught up with Nate he
said I think it's worth a grand
He smiled then he
cringled then he shook my hand
The Deal is goin down I
need the money so I'm giddy
The fuckin snake was
crule all I got was 750
My mother threw my out I
called my sister a whore
Now my house is
abandoned, my bed is the floor
It's been a week I
haven't eaten I starve and I crawl
Saw my teacher Ms. Delana
Oak at Wellington Mall
I broke into her dosten
and jumped in the back And waited for the bitch to put my shanke
through her neck
She offered her cars
key's cried and said please
She promised not to tell
and gave me A's and B's
I said I want your money
bitch and all I can sell
I looked into her eyes
and she was SCARED AS HELL!
I knew she was a snitch
so I cut off her tongue
Now happy with the
trigger now I'm on the run
AN ASSASSIN
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
Don't fuck with
me
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
Don't fuck with
me
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown You know who your fuckin wit?
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked
clowns (repeat)
My father was a priest
cold blooded he's dead
Hipocret he was a bigot
so I cut off his head
Poored out the holey
water bless the dead is what I sai
And heard the demons
screamin as his body bled
Now I'm drunk on the
freeway just the other day
I saw a fine hitch hiker
and I wanted to play
Pulled up to the curb so
I can offer a ride
She said thanx I said no
thang and she got inside
I'm peepin as I'm creepin
I'm packin an erection
I'm stairin with my dick
I'm like LOOK which direction
Made it to her ave, she
got out and said see ya
Hey babe why don't ya
chill and kill this 2 liter
Went into my trailer, I
filled up the glass
Before she took a sip I
had my dick in her ass
I banged it and banged it
the shit was obserd
Like she was Sporty Spice
and I was some fuckin nerd
Then she rolled over and
gave me a kiss
She said "When am I
gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH?
First I tried to choke
her she went for the door
She said "Welcome to the
desease theres no cure for"
Bitch I love you but now
you gotta die
I chased her through the
door but she slammed it in my eye
She passed by my boy and
I knew he was strapped
Billy pulled out his gun
and shot the bitch in her back Still about 30, I went for the
hatchet
And screamed at the moon
like a sick psychopatchic
Chopin and chopin they
said "J what tha fuck?"
On the news they found
her head stuffed up her butt,
WHAT?
I'm an ASSASSIN
hahaha a motha fuckin
assassin
An assassin
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
Don't fuck with
me
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
Don't fuck with
me
Wicked Clowns wicked
clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked
clowns (repeat)
I walked through river
rouge and saw this man
He was chubba he was 1m I
snatched his jewelry and ran
I caught up with Nate he
said I think it's worth a grand
He smiled then he
cringled then he shook my hand
The Deal is goin down I
need the money so I'm giddy
The fuckin snake was
crule all I got was 750
My mother threw my out I
called my sister a whore
Now my house is
abandoned, my bed is the floor
It's been a week I
haven't eaten I starve and I crawl
Saw my teacher Ms. Delana
Oak at Wellington Mall
I broke into her dosten
and jumped in the back
And waited for the bitch
to put my shanke through her neck
She offered her cars
key's cried and said please
She promised not to tell
and gave me A's and B's
I said I want your money
bitch and all I can sell
I looked into her eyes
and she was SCARED AS HELL!
I knew she was a snitch
so I cut off her tongue
Now happy with the
trigger now I'm on the run
AN ASSASSIN Wicked Clowns
wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked
Clowns wicked clown Wicked
clowns wicked clown
Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't
fuck with me Wicked
Clowns wicked clown
Wicked clowns wicked
clown
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Echoside
Echoside Echoside not
without my echoside Echoside
Echoside Echoside not
without my echoside
Imagine a place that
exists beyond, a place that seldom seen
A place that even the
wickedest souls that burn have never been
There was a soul named
Dameon he was nothin heaven to say Instead he was cast to the
flames of hell to serve an eternal grave
Even in the After life
things don't always go as planned
Satan's relm see's
through, it's hectic and over changed
Dameon earned his spot in
hell right until his dieing day
So the wagons took his
sorry soul and taunted him all the way
They finally reached that
resting place and endless pit of fire
But Dameon had excaped
throught the back door of Satan's lair
Out the back entrance of
hell with no were else to hide His time is just a tomb resting in
the Echoside
Echoside Echoside not
without my echoside (4x)
In the Background: Take
Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then
there must be a behind
Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside
and never bring me back
Dameon ran as far as he
could before his legs began decaying
There were many dead
trees of blood red skies and headless children playing
A wicked man with a long
black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead
So he layed on top of
Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said
(Backwords talking
saying: Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit
We Believe in life
legit
If you diggin what we
say
Why you throw your sould
away?)
Echoside Echoside not
without my Echoside (4x)
In the background: Take
Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then
there must be a behind
Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside
and never bring me back
Backwards talking again
saying: Fuck The Devil Fuck
That Shit
We Believe in life
legit
If you diggin what we
say
Why you throw your soul
away?
Dameon crawled for many
hours in puddles of blood he lay
Torcherd by everything he
saw yet wishin along the way His arms decayed and fell off his
body as he rolled along the floor
Still trying not too look
back, as if something else were in store
The clouds above were
dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain
The ground infested with
rodents that crawled throughout his veins
As Dameon layed in
Echoside, hells screames could still be heard
Blood red skie would
flicker with the torchering that occured
Thinking that he escaped
every scream he heard he laughed With the headless children
pointing and urinating in his lap
He finally saw some
fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it
These red gates were the
front doors of hell, he never knew it, he he
Echoside Echoside not
without my echoside
In the Background: Take
Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then
there must be a behind
Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside
and never bring me back
(repeat all until song is
done)
Imagine a place that
exists beyond, a place that seldom seen
A place that even the
wickedest souls that burn have never been
There was a soul named
Dameon he was nothin heaven to say
Instead he was cast to
the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave
Even in the After life
things don't always go as planned
Satan's relm see's
through, it's hectic and over changed
Dameon earned his spot in
hell right until his dieing day So the wagons took his sorry soul
and taunted him all the way
They finally reached that
resting place and endless pit of fire
But Dameon had excapte
throught the back door of Satan's lair
Out the back entrance of
hell with no were else to hide His time is just a toomb resting in
the Echoside
Echoside Echoside not
without my echoside (4x)
In the Background: Take
Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then
there must be a behind
Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside
and never bring me back
Dameon ran as far as he
could before his legs began decaying
There were many dead
trees of blood red skies and headless children playing
A wicked man with a long
black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead
So he layed on top of
Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said
Backwords talking saying:
Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit
We Believe in life
legit
If you diggin what we
say
Why you throw your sould
away?
Echoside Echoside not
without my Echoside (4x)
In the background: Take
Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then
there must be a behind
Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside
and never bring me back
Backwards talking again
saying: Fuck The Devil Fuck
That Shit
We Believe in life
legit
If you diggin what we
say
Why you throw your soul
away?
Dameon crawled for many
hours in puddles of blood he lay
Torcherd by everything he
saw yet wishin along the way His arms decayed and fell off his
body as he rolled along the floor
Still trying not too look
back, as if something else were in store
The clouds above were
dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain
The ground infested with
rodents that crawled throughout his veins
As Dameon layed in
Echoside, hells screames could still be heard
Blood red skie would
flicker with the torchering that occured
Thinking that he escaped
every scream he heard he laughed
With the headless
children pointing and urinating in his lap
He finally saw some
fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it
These red gates were the
front doors of hell, he never knew it, he he
Echoside Echosid not
without my echoside
In the Background: Take
Me to the shadows on the other side of time
If there is a hell then
there must be a behind
Take me from the
nethervoid and bury me in black
Take me from the echoside
and never bring me back
(repeat all until song is
done
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Nothing's
Left
Man, (sniff), I love you
guys man
Man shut the fuck up man,
why you always gotta ruin the moment?
Fuck you
Ain't nothin left here
for me
So I'm out this bitch
Fuck stayin here
I'm bouncin the fuck out
We out this muthafucka
right now
There's no story that
ain't been told
There's no gimmick that
ain't been sold
There's no ocean that
never been swam
There's no jobber that
ain't been slammed
There's no road that
ain't been traveled
There's no doctor that
ain't been baffled
Ain't no thug that never
cried
Ain't no preacher that
never lied
There's no rumor that
ain't been passed
Ain't no question that no
one's asked
There's no tree that
won't get chopped
There's no bomb that
won't get dropped
Ain't no path that no
one's laid
Ain't no beast that ain't
been afraid
There's no feet that no
one can
There's no saga that
never began
Ain't no snow that didn't
melt
There's no punch that
ain't been felt
There's no skill that no
one's learned
There's no planet that he
ain't turned
There's no feud that
never dissolved
There's no problem that
ain't been solved
There's no tale that no
ones told
There's no beauty that
won't get old
There's no garden the sun
ain't beamed on
There's no shoulder that
ain't been leaned on
There's no color that
ain't been seen
Purple, (red), yellow,
(blue), forest green
There's no desert that
ain't seen rain
Nobody here that ain't
felt pain
There's no bigot that
ain't been clowned
There's no treasure that
I ain't found
Ain't no cave they never
explored
Ain't no mother that
ain't been ignored
There's no leader that
ain't been led
There's no blood that
ain't been shed
There's no dish they
never made
Ain't no brick they never
laid
Everything left's been
done before
Nothings new, nowhere to
explore
On the day when wagons
come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day when wagons
come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day when wagons
come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day when wagons
come, I just pray, I just pray
On the day when wagons
come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day when wagons
come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day when wagons
come, I just pray that you let me on
On the day the wagons
come, would you let me on, won't you let me on?
Hey Jake Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jake Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
When the wagons come,
when the wagons come
Will ya let me on, will
ya let me on?...
Hey Jake Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
Hey Jack Jeckel fly,
twist, and spin to the other side
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