Birth Name
: Joseph Utsler (aka Larry Lang Lippelnip)
Age : 24
Hair : Dark
Brown
Eyes : Blue
What I
Looks For In A Girl : "A hunchback. Like that one old movie "The
Hunchback Of Notre Dame", only it'd be a chick. I could sit on her
hunch and maybe ride her through the mall. I could hook some
kickers up to her butt and bounce that bitch. If her hump is big
enough, maybe I could hide things in it, like Faygo. That'd be the
bomb diggity. If you got a hunch back and you're a chick, look me
up."
More : "I
enjoy laying naked on top of my neighbor's roof really early in
the morning. I like to pretend like I'm swimming underwater in
slow motion and shit. I lay up there as long as I can or until the
police come. My dream is to one day have everybody stand on one
side of the world and flip it upside down."
Nicknames :
Violent J, Violent Jay, J, Jay, 3D, Dead Body Man, Jitty Pants,
Diamond Donavon Douglas, Mr. Rotten Treats, The Maker Of Love, Big
Baby Sweets, etc.
Birth Name
: Joseph Bruce (aka Harry Wayne Plubber)
Age : 26
Hair :
Dirty Blonde
Eyes :
Green
What I Look
For In A Girl : "Very, very droopy titties. The droopier the
better. So droopy that she can tie them in a knot and jump rope
with them. So droopy, she can stick some hooks on her nipples and
fish with them bitches. So droopy, she can lay in bed with me and
still cook me dinner in the kitchen with her titties. So long and
droopy she can slap you from across the room with those suckers."
More : "I enjoy wrestling giant gorillas. I like to sneak in the
Zoo late at night and into the Ape cage. Then I sneak up on a
sleeping gorilla and slap its face until it gets pissed. Then I
just wrestle it. Sometimes it's homies jump in. They kick my ass
everytime. One time I had one in a headlock and it bit
me...Gorillas don't play...And of course my biggest thrill is
randomly killing people. My dream is to finally pin one of them
fuckin' gorillas at the Zoo...1-2-3 done."
*UNMASKED*
